Southbank Centre Comedy Events

Spank!

You Love It!

Fresh from sell-out, packed to the rafters shows in London, Edinburgh and Latitude, Spank! returns to E4 Udderbelly with sketch, character, musical and stand up comedy and, of course, occasional nudity. Always star-studded, this legendary show is the "Must See!" comedy party night of the Southbank season. Suitable for ages 18 and over. Runs for 120 minutes.

'Comedy and legendary party night... if you haven't experienced this night, get down there right away!' (Time Out)

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Start Date:

Friday 1 June 2012 - 22:45

End Date:

Friday 1 June 2012

Ticket Prices:

£15.50 Sirloin seats £20.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£14

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Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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Tim Minchin

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Who better to close E4 Udderbelly Festival at Southbank Centre than the mighty Tim Minchin? The comedian, composer, musician and writer is one of the UK's biggest stars, having recently completed his first arena tour with the 55-piece Heritage Orchestra and written the music and lyrics for the Royal Shakespeare Company's critically acclaimed production of Matilda. This one off show will be intimate and very, very special.

'Minchin is a genuine musical virtuoso, whose songs are constructed and sung with an attention to detail that would make Rufus Wainwright sit up and look nervous. And that's even before we get to the jokes.' (The Times)

We are making the remaining 150 tickets for Tim Minchin's exclusive show available to purchase next week. The buzz about this show has been monumental and we're keen to make sure that tickets are purchased by true fans and not touts. With that in mind, we are launching a ticket ballot for the remaining tickets.

You can apply to purchase up to 2 TICKETS for Tim Minchin's show on Sunday 8 July. You'll need to agree to some terms and conditions to enter the ballot. And you can't re-sell any tickets - they're only collectable on the night with the card you paid with. The ballot is now open and closes at 5pm on Wednesday 7 February.

ENTER THE BALLOT HERE

Start Date:

Sunday 8 July 2012 - 20:00

End Date:

Sunday 8 July 2012

Ticket Prices:

£30 Sirloin Seats £40

Best Available

Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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The Umbilical Brothers: Don't Explain

These Perrier nominees bring you a classic two-man show of stand-up double-act interplay, rubber-limbed physical foolishness and Tarantino-cartoon violence, accompanied by gob-smackingly realistic, vocal sound-effects of everything from underwater horse racing to a martial arts battle with a fly.

In this show, he who holds the microphone controls the universe. The only problem is, there is only one mic. Don't Explain brings both physical and vocal mayhem to your brains through the medium of your inner child.

From Edinburgh to the Sydney Opera House, from Tokyo to Stockholm, audiences have laughed like idiots at this acclaimed performance, as Shane and Dave use the entire comedy spectrum in their signature show.

In its incarnation as 'Thwak!', the show ran for a year off-Broadway in New York, and was nominated for a Drama Desk Award for Most Unique Theatrical Entertainment. This is its first return to London since a critically acclaimed run (as 'Thwak!') in 2005.

'Over the course of 90 insanely inventive minutes, they both exceed and subvert our expectations of what two wiry men can do with a bare stage and a microphone.' (Time Out )

'If you thought Lee Evans was the last word in physical humour, Collins and Dundas raise the stakes a hundredfold.' (The Times)

Recommended for ages 13 and over.

Start Date:

Friday 6 April 2012 - 19:30

End Date:

Saturday 7 April 2012

Ticket Prices:

£17 £12 £8

Concession/Group Prices:

50% off (limited availability)

Facility Description:

Queen Elizabeth Hall

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Dave Gorman

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Following a sell-out autumn 2011 tour, the man behind Are You Dave Gorman? and Googlewhack Adventure performs for four nights only.

Always one of comedy's most innovative thinkers, this genre-stretching performer is back... and for this brand new show he's formed a double act with a projector screen. And they'd like to show you their powerpoint presentation. Cast your Powerpoint prejudice* aside - it's not just for business meetings.

*Some bullet points will be used.

'Dave Gorman's Powerpoint Presentation is a much needed reminder of how a truly gifted performer can delve beyond clever punchlines and make us look afresh at the world.' (The Times)

Start Date:

Monday 2 April 2012 - 19:30

End Date:

Thursday 5 April 2012

Ticket Prices:

£22.50

Concession/Group Prices:

50% off (Limited Availability)

Facility Description:

Queen Elizabeth Hall

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The Vocal Orchestra

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An hour of incredible musical entertainment, Vocal Orchestra is a celebration of everyone's favourite tunes using seven mouths, seven mics and no instruments!

Combining human beatboxing, vocal harmonies and floor-wobbling basslines, Vocal Orchestra is an original show, written and created by internationally acclaimed beatboxer Shlomo, and performed by a company of the world's most exciting beatboxing superstars.

An uplifting mashup of intricate group beatbox routines and roof-raising interpretations of all-time classics.

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Start Date:

Monday 9 April 2012 - 19:00

End Date:

Sunday 27 May 2012

Ticket Prices:

£19.50 £17.50 £10 Sirloin seats £24.50 £22.50 £15

Concession/Group Prices:

Concessions £18 £16 Children £17 £15

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Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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Colin Hoult's Ultimate Carnival of Monsters

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The Very Best of the Trilogy

For the first time, Colin Hoult performs an exciting culmination of his three ground-breaking shows: 'Carnival of Monsters', 'Enemy of The World' and Inferno; combining character comedy, music, storytelling and surprise! Colin's unique style of comedy is as touching and terrifying as it is hilarious. Unmissable. Suitable for ages 16 and over. Runs for 60 minutes.

'A delicious mix of the dark and the charming in the hands of an incredibly skilled master of ceremonies' (The Spectator)
'It feels as if we're seeing something new and unpredictable sneaking in under the radar' (The Times)

Start Date:

Saturday 12 May 2012 - 19:45

End Date:

Saturday 12 May 2012

Ticket Prices:

£12.50 Sirloin Seats £17.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£11

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Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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Fascinating Aida

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The Cheap Flights Tour

Continuing their smash-hit, sell-out 2011 tour, three times Olivier-Award nominated and now a global internet sensation, Fascinating Aïda are still Britain's best comedy cabaret trio.

This show includes several numbers hot off the press, plus a few old favourites including their infamous anthem to budget travel, Cheap Flights (8 million plus hits on YouTube) as well as The Dogging Song, a fond homage to the joys of al fresco sex.

'The glamour is magnetic, the satire razor-sharp, the lyrics brilliant... intensely poignant.' (The Guardian)

'See them before you die otherwise your life will have been meaningless.' (Mail on Sunday)

'It is, as the whooping audience insisted, feckin hilarious.' **** (The Daily Telegraph)

Start Date:

Monday 3 September 2012 - 20:45

End Date:

Saturday 29 September 2012

Ticket Prices:

£25 £22 £20 £19.50 £17.50 £15

Concession/Group Prices:

50% off (Limited Availability) Concessions restricted to Stalls only

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The London Wonderground

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An April Fools Day Comedy Concert with Rainer Hersch

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Featuring: Omid Djalili & James Rhodes

Programme includes:
Elgar - Land of Hope and Glory (improved)
Rossini - Largo al factotum ('translated')
Mozart - G Minor Symphony (abbreviated)

Whether you are a music professor or couldn't tell a string quartet from a string vest, this is the family-friendly show for you.

After his smash hit 'Classic Relief', part of Comic Relief 2009, Rainer Hersch - 'the world's first classical music hooligan' (The Sun) - brings together comedian Omid Djalili with stars of the classical world for another evening of comedy and music.

Includes everything from Postman Pat to bongo playing like you have never heard - a laugh every four bars guaranteed. Perfect to put you in the mood for April Fools Day 2012.

'The funniest thing I have ever seen. No.1 hit of the year' (Time Out)

'One of the top ten events worldwide' (Gramophone)

Start Date:

Sunday 1 April 2012 - 16:00

End Date:

Sunday 1 April 2012

Ticket Prices:

£40 £35 £25 £15

Concession/Group Prices:

50% off (limited availability)

Performer(s):

Rainer Hersch conductor, host
Omid Djalili comedian, bongos
James Rhodes piano
Mark Holland baritone
London Phoenix Players

Facility Description:

Queen Elizabeth Hall

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Mirth Control, March of the Women 2012

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One of the highlights of last year's WOW - Women of the World festival returns.

Join Sandi Toksvig as she hosts a night of comedy, stories and music inspired by great women, with Jo Brand and our astounding all-woman orchestra.

Please note - this event is not included in the WOW Festival Day Pass and therefore should be bought as a separate ticket.

Start Date:

Sunday 11 March 2012 - 19:30

End Date:

Sunday 11 March 2012

Ticket Prices:

£25 £20 £15

Concession/Group Prices:

50% off (limited availability)

Facility Description:

Royal Festival Hall

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Alternative Eurovision

Presented by Time Out

After sell-out shows in 2011, the critically acclaimed E4 Udderbelly Festival institution is back for another sensational season! This wonderfully twisted array of camp, flamboyant and outrageous acts will again present their unique take on classic Eurovision moments.

There'll be something for everyone who loves the kitschiest show on the planet. Visit timeout.com/live for line-up details.

Start Date:

Friday 25 May 2012 - 22:45

End Date:

Friday 25 May 2012

Ticket Prices:

£19.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£18

Best Available

Facility Description:

The London Wonderground

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Michael Winslow

The Man of 10,000 Voices

The star of 'Police Academy' comes to E4 Udderbelly! Best known as Sgt 'Motor Mouth' Jones in the hugely successful film series, Michael Winslow is a master of vocal sound effects and a major US comedian. A complete sell-out at the 2011 Edinburgh Fringe, catch Michael's brilliant show in London. Suitable for ages 16 and over. Runs for 60 minutes.

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Start Date:

Wednesday 20 June 2012 - 21:00

End Date:

Friday 22 June 2012

Ticket Prices:

£15.50 Siroin seats £20.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£14

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Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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The Boy with Tape on His Face: More Tape

What does he do? The less you know, the more you enjoy it! A follow-up to the hit show. Suitable for ages 16 and over. Runs for 60 minutes.

***** 'Utterly spectacular! Endlessly inventive, hysterically funny. Fight for a ticket. (Time Out)
***** 'A truly magical experience' (Chortle.co.uk)

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Start Date:

Friday 8 June 2012 - 21:00

End Date:

Friday 29 June 2012

Ticket Prices:

£15.50 Sirloin seats £20.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£14

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E4 Udderbelly

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Diamond Night

Presented by Time Out

This is not just a tribute to 60 years of a world-famous icon, but a sparkling and glamorous event fit for a 'queen'. International cabaret stars, comics, dancers, acrobatic troops, magicians, musicians and world-class entertainers may or may not appear in this show. No rhinestones -- just a sparkly, shiny piece of bank holiday joy. Free biscuits. Please note: The songs of Neil Diamond could feature heavily in tonight's performance. Suitable for ages 18 and over. Runs for 120 minutes.

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Start Date:

Monday 4 June 2012 - 21:00

End Date:

Monday 4 June 2012

Ticket Prices:

£19.50 Sirloin seats £24.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£18

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Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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Pete Firman

Jiggery Pokery

The UK's top comedic conjuror returns to Southbank Centre with his brand new show 'Jiggery Pokery'. Expect amazing feats that defy logic, a fast and furious delivery of gags and more of 'the best magic tricks in the universe' (The Independent). As seen on 'The Magicians' (BBC One), 'The Secret World of Magic' (Sky1) and 'Comedy Rocks' (ITV1).

'The man from Middlesbrough sets the pace for comedy-meets-magic in the 21st century' (The Times)
'Funnier than most comedians and more magical than Dumbledore on a good day' (Time Out)

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Start Date:

Friday 1 June 2012 - 21:00

End Date:

Friday 1 June 2012

Ticket Prices:

£15.50 Sirloin seats £20.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£14

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Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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The Boy with Tape on his Face

(2011 show)

The silent show that is creating a lot of talk. You'll laugh, you'll scream and ultimately you'll end up like The Boy -- lost for words. The 2010/2011 total Fringe sell out show returns to London. As seen on ITV1s 'Comedy Rocks', 'The Royal Variety Performance' and BBC2's Comedy Prom. Suitable for ages 16 and over. Runs for 60 minutes.

***** 'A truly magical experience' (Chortle.co.uk)
***** 'Hysterically funny. Fight for a ticket.' (Time Out)

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Start Date:

Friday 25 May 2012 - 21:00

End Date:

Friday 25 May 2012

Ticket Prices:

£15.50 Sirloin seats £20.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£14

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Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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Friday Night Freakshow

Presented by Time Out

After multiple sell-out smash hit shows in 2010/2011, the twisted showcase of dark and delicious variety returns to the cow. Shocking, hysterical and downright bizarre, some of the finest performers from the circuit and the darkest recesses of the world come out to play. Anything and everything can and will happen, so strap yourself in for a journey through the looking glass. Suitable for ages 18 and over. Runs for 80 minutes.

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Start Date:

Friday 27 April 2012 - 22:45

End Date:

Friday 22 June 2012

Ticket Prices:

£17.50 Sirloin seats £22.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£16

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Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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Richard Herring

Richard Herring is one of the UK's most prolific comedians. In 2011 he took the Edinburgh Festival by storm with his new show 'What Is Love, Anyway?' and wrote and performed a second series of his BBC Radio 4 series 'Richard Herring's Objective'.

Richard's recent TV appearances include 'Argumental' (Dave), 'Genius' (BBC Two), 'Have I Got News For You' (BBC One) and 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks'. He frequently appears on radio and he co-wrote 'Time Gentlemen Please' with Al Murray and the ITV1 comedy drama 'You Can Choose Your Friends'. Suitable for ages 16 and over. Runs for 60 minutes.

'Herring is a superior comedian -- hilarious.' (The Guardian)

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Start Date:

Wednesday 4 July 2012 - 21:00

End Date:

Wednesday 4 July 2012

Ticket Prices:

£15.50 Sirloin seats £20.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£14

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E4 Udderbelly

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Andy Zaltzman: Political Animal

Political Animal triumphantly returns to E4 Udderbelly for one night only, to harangue and cajole an increasingly naughty, stroppy and idiotic planet. Hosted by the undisputed, sporadically-acclaimed Andy Zaltzman ('The Bugle' podcast, 'Tonight With Rory Bremner', '7 Day Sunday'), and featuring an outstanding bill of top-class political comedians, this show could almost certainly result in the overthrow of several more governments. Suitable for ages 16 and over. Runs for 75 minutes.

'Probably the best satirical comic we've produced in the last two decades. Intelligent, biting and silly' (Time Out)

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Start Date:

Thursday 28 June 2012 - 21:00

End Date:

Thursday 28 June 2012

Ticket Prices:

£15.50 Sirloin Seats £20.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£14

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E4 Udderbelly

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The Girl With The Iron Claws

Growing up isn't easy, especially when you're in love with a bear. Fresh from a critically acclaimed, sell-out run at Edinburgh 2011, comes this captivating, dark fairy-tale about a girl who dares to follow her longing. Stunning puppetry, enchanting music and deft humour combine in this dazzling coming-of-age tale to enthral audiences young and old. Suitable for ages eight and up. Runs for 60 minutes.

**** 'Theatrical magic -- the puppetry is terrific' (The Guardian)
**** 'A fantastical world that has all the fresh, unusual and sinister appeal of wandering into a fairy-tale for the first time' (The Scotsman)

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Start Date:

Saturday 23 June 2012 - 16:15

End Date:

Monday 25 June 2012

Ticket Prices:

£10 Sirloin seats £15

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Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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Alex Horne

Award-winning comedian and star and co-creator (alongside Tim Key and Mark Watson) of two series of BBC Four's comedy quiz show 'We Need Answers', Alex Horne has established a reputation among critics, comics and audiences as a thoughtful and original stand-up, writer and solo performer. Show runs for 60 minutes.

**** 'A beguiling blend of the smart and stupid…a real delight.' (The Sunday Times)

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Start Date:

Saturday 23 June 2012 - 19:45

End Date:

Saturday 23 June 2012

Ticket Prices:

£12.50 Sirloin Seats £17.50

Concession/Group Prices:

£11

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Facility Description:

E4 Udderbelly

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